Lameness Vs. Relationships Part 2

You know what else really grinds my gears? The fact that women can hit guys up and down the street, beating the living crap out of them, and it's ok....but if a guy lays a finger on a girl, they get the proverbial book thrown at them.

Now, I'm not advocating domestic violence or anything like that. I'm just saying that it's kinda odd, don't you think, that there is so many double standards like this ...I don't get it. Now, I know men can take anything that is thrown in their way. We men are supposed to be able to walk most anything off, like getting in a car accident and walking it off, or breaking our legs jumping out of eight story buildings and taking a lap, or getting shot full of holes with full automatic weapons and rubbing some dirt on it and tackling the next thing on our lists. Then on the other hand you have women, who need to be be hand held through everything in life. So I understand that, but come on people, you can't just go around hitting guy and not expect, at some point, for the guy to stop getting walked all over on. What, you can dish it out, but you aren't allowed to take it? What happened to the cavemen days when a man was able to just club a woman whenever he felt like it?

And while I am on the subject of guys just letting women walk all over them....What the crap is up with that? Why do guys suddenly become mindless zombie slaves to women the moment they get into a relationship. The guy isn't allowed to hang out with his friends, because they have to go pick out a certain color scheme for the drapes EVERY WEEKEND? Take a stand men! What is that you say? Oh, she'll get mad? BIG DEAL! She can walk it off like a man. So they don't get their way once in their entire lifetime of having everything done for them and having it all handed to them on a Silver Platter.....

If there is no ring on that finger that still means you are a Single Man, and can do whatever you damn well feel like, once there is, your life is basically thiers....but there is still hope yet, because it goes both ways my friend! As Homer Simpson once, so wisely said, "See that ring on her finger? That means she's mine, I own her!"

Now, I know what you are saying, you are saying "Miles, I've known you for a long time, and you are possibly the most guilty of letting girls walk all over you, what about (insert one of the millions of girls that I had interest for at one point or another, possibly one that I think everyone in the entire world knows about, which I don't care, but then again, that is a story/rant for another time) ?"

Yes, yes I do admit that I used to have that crap happen to me too, but then again, it is an inevitable part of being a man, and being smitten (yeah, I'm bringing that word back) with a certain girl and doing many many many things that we would never do otherwise. But as for me, I'm done with that crap. I have no problem doing stupid girl crap every once in a while to make a girl happy. But again, it has to go both ways, if I have to put up with her stupid going shopping crap and walking around and trying on a billion different outfits and then walking out without buying anything and then going to some craft store or Bed Bath and Biotch, then she can put up with my awesomeness of playing Rock Band for hours on end or Marathon TV Shows all day. If she can't do that, she's disqualified from being able to ever become Mrs. Mad Man.

I run a tight ship around here in Colorado now, I'm done putting up with random girl crap. If they aren't awesome, then they can jump ship, because I have more important things to worry about, other than if that dress makes her look fat (oh yeah, ladies, if you have to ask, then the answer is probably yes) and again, whilst I'm on the subject, why do we have to answer that crap?!?! If you ask, then I'm not gonna lie, because deep down, they just want you to become just like them ...LIARS. I don't lie, not for anyone. Ever.

/End Rant...for now