Lameness Vs. Relationships part 1

This picture is not only funny, but it's funny because it's true ...which actually makes it more sad than funny.

If you know me at all...and let's face it, if your reading this, you know me a great deal, But as I was saying, I'm getting older now (23 to be exact) and I've watched some of my best friends in the entire world get married and "start their lives" and such. Now, I'm not against marriage or anything like that, but I have thought of a few questions and no one can seem to answer them for me.

1. Why do girls change guys when they get into a relationship with them, but you are not allowed to change a girl? Girls tell the guys what they can and can not do, who they can and can not hang out with...and the list goes on. Just tell me why is it ok for this to happen? I don't get it.

2. ...I actually can't think of the other ones right now...dang it, I need to start writing these things down. I'll post it up if I can think of them later.

But back to this whole issue that just bugs the living crap out of me. I've been told by many many numerous guys over the years that they would date me if they were girls....Ok, that's nice. But then if I ever ask a girl out...and that's only happened twice in the last 6 years, or whenever I like a girl and I get rejected I get the same lame rejection quotes, I've heard them all..."I like you as a friend" "I'm not gay, but I'm willing to learn" "I'm married to the sea"....the list goes on. But the one that pisses me off to no end is "Your the type of guy a girl wants to marry".....

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....WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! What kind of thing is that to say to a guy who likes you....that is basically just saying that the guy you are rejecting is a great awesome guy who any woman should be ....let's face it, LUCKY to the most extent of the definition to have, but your (the woman) is so stuck up, that they either think they can do better (which is usually the case) or they are to much of a whore and want to go out and "play the field" or just plain old whore it up (which is also usually the case)

If I seem like I'm mad ...I am. This whole thing where every other single person in the world is in a relationship and all my friends are changing (and not for the best) and now can't do half of the awesome things they used to be able to do before they got in the relationship, well...that just makes me mad.

I thought long and hard about writing this....becuase I was like "Oh, well people don't need to know what is going on with me." Or "Well, I want people to think that I'm doing good out here in Colorado" (Which I am, but just this one subject). I want people to stop, and look at this issue.... Girls need to stop being such bitches ....again, if it seems like I'm mad ...I am and this is the just plain truth. I sat down and made a list of all the girls that I've ever known in my life (It was a long, long, long list) Then I took those names and then put them into a list of all the girls that I've ever liked (Again, really really long list) and then cut it down one more time into a list of girls that I've liked at one point or another that were not a bitch.

I came up with one girl.....1......ONE!!!!!! Sam. She is the only girl, that I have ever known that I've never seen be a bitch at one point or another. Now I know Sam is a dude with lady parts and I say she doesn't count....but this one time, she counts.

So I guess if I was going to sum this whole rant up into a few sentences, here it goes. Girls really need to relax and take it easy. If a guy likes you, cut him a break, and don't give him the "Your the kind of guy a girl wants to marry" (because I haven't met a girl that wanted that yet). And lastly the world would be better off if every woman on earth learned to be more like Sam (clothing attire as well).