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How To Be A Man: Kill And Eat An Animal

 

Being a Man means doing things that are considered gross and mean by the female gender.This includes going out and killing things. Killing something that used to be alive is a natural part of being a man. Having bloodlust is a normal and healthy thing. I would be concered if you are a man, and reading this and do not want to go out and kill a bear right now.

Every boy in America should be taken out with his father in his childhood and taught how to hunt and kill. This dates back to the days before there was grocery stores and everything we needed to get was in one location. Back in the good old days, people had to go out and kill an animal to survive. There was no sugar coated cereal, no coffee, no nothing. You plant and cultivated, and bought stuff from neighbors in town and killed your own food.

There is not much more of an adreanline rush than being out in the woods in the rain with a gun. Sitting very still, waiting...waiting...waiting...then finally, after all that waiting, you see an animal, The biggest one you've ever seen in your life. You pull your aim up your shot, you have the animal in your sights...then...BANG!

After you have killed your prey with a single and presice shot to the head. You drag your win out and skin and gut the animal with a good knife. No pocket knife is going to do now, you need a knife that'll do the job well. If you don't have a knife, go to a hunting store, they'll hook you up. Once you get all the meat off, marinate it and cook it up something fierce. You can make many manly meals, here are some suggestions.

* Burritos

* Tacos

* Soup

* Burgers

* Steak

* On the Cob

* Pasta

* stands in place for the animal.

 

Nothing is much cooler than saying that you've killed, skinned and eaten some sort of animal yourself. Lot's of Man points to be had on this one. Plus the bragging rights alone should make you jump out of your seat and go hunting now.